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An existence defined by peril, culminating in failure and death.
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FTC 18: Ingest Organic Matter, Sustain Human Metabolism
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Zaster
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here.
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
Just kidding, sir. This is a White Castle! Nothing here is actually intended for human consumption.
Guess I'll have a diet coke to go then.
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