Adam! You should see what I made -- a tree whose fruit would give you knowledge beyond your wildest imagination! By they way, you're not allowed to touch it.
Oh, and you can't drink from the fountain of eternal ecstacy, either. Or eat these truffles I made that would give you the power to fly!
Why do I feel like I'm being set up to fail?
And whatever you do, definitely don't think about elephants.
