Vaudeville is Dead. Civilization: Teetering.

Author: Zaster

Date: August 7, 2005

by Zaster
8-07-05
My family and I are here to ask for your representation.
What is it you do?
We degrade ourselves in the grossest, most apalling ways, and yet... get this.. we call ourselves the aristocrats!
Vaudeville is dead, Ma'am.
No, you fool -- we're the Hilton family! We need someone to produce our reality series.
Oh yeah. *Snif*. I'm so coked out of my mind I forgot where I was.