ZealousDemon  

Hey man, what's up?

Sup dawg? Pick up any fine honeys today?

Nah man, I can never seem to get a girlfriend. Maybe it's my horns?

Hahahaha, I already picked up 5 chics, and that was just this morning! hehehehehe...

You wanna be burnt to a crisp?

..... Seriously, you should get like 500 babes a day man. Why would a babe turn you down?