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		|  |  |  |  |  | Hi! My name is Todd Benderbutt and I'll be your host this evening.  Tonight on "Ain't that Pathetic" we'll be looking at the lonely, the outcast, the homeless. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I'm standing Under the bridge here.  Yes, perhaps even THE bridge Anthony Kiedis wrote that song about.  Here we meet our first poor, homeless, soul. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Hey dude, you got some cash for me?  I'll suck your dick man. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | What? Shut up, we're on live television here, watch the language. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh come on man, I'll let you fuck me up the ass for some cash.  You know the drill, you've been here before. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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