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by Zelda35
10-07-05
What do you want for christmas little girl?
An Xbox,a playstation,and a gamecube!
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Why don't you people ever ask for ponies anymore?
Way too overated.

 

by Zelda35
10-07-05
So is it easier to work seeing as your boy?
What do you mean?
Less sexual harrasment ,for one.
weeellll.....
The Other Day....
Come sit on mommy's lap like a good boy......
uhh...I'm busy.

 

by Zelda35
10-07-05
Dude,you have to stop taking crack.
I'm not on crack.
Whatever.
I'm not on crack!
But on second thought.....

 

by Zelda35
10-08-05
Stop following me.
I have to do favors for you,my love.
Alright then.Stop breathing.
.........I'm not stupid.
Damn.You looked like the stupid type.
Yeah,I get that alot.

 

by Zelda35
10-08-05
What'cha staring at mister bunny?
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Shut up and look hot.

 

by Zelda35
10-13-05
I'm home!
The house exploded when I turned the oven on!!!!We're all gonna die.
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Um.....Are we dead?
We can't be.....I'd have to snap and kill you for that.But I'm getting there.

 

by Zelda35
10-28-05
Dude,watch that finger.You're gonna poke me in the eye.
Damn.
What?
You figured out my plan before I could do it.
Alright.I'm leaving.
Fine!Me too.

 

by Zelda35
10-30-05
Come on!
No.
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But I'm hungry.
Not my problem.Now get that hammer out my face.

 

by Zelda35
10-30-05
Alright.What do you want?
I dunno.
So why don't you get off the line.
No.
Not worth it,it's not worth it....
I'll have a cheeseburger.

 

by Zelda35
11-12-05
I'm the easter bunny.Get on my lap,take the picture,then get the hell out.
You scare me.
How about this?This scare you?!?!
Don't kill me!
Later.......
I'm afraid I'm going to have to fire you.
Oh,you're afraid too?We'll fix that.

 

by Zelda35
2-04-06
Ohhhh this is the land of the drinking babies!!!
yes oh yes it is!!
Ohhhh this is the land of the drinking babies!!!
Finally!Someone like me!!!
Um....What do you mean?
You know what I mean.Now let's go get a room.

 

by Zelda35
2-17-06
I think I love you.
Me too.
Let's run away from our wives.
Okay.
YAY!
We're gay!

 

by Zelda35
12-16-06
So, why didn't the kids go to see the vampire movie?
Becasue it sucked!!
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Ok, new joke...

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