"IT": The Real Story

Author: Zenman

Date: January 13, 2001

by Zenman
1-13-01
"IT" is coming! "IT" will be more important than the Internet! Better than Cold Fusion! Entire Cities and Universties will have to reconfigure themselves for "IT"!
"IT" is a HOAX.. It's just a marketing ploy. "IT" is just a motorized scooter with a Gyroscope. Big Deal, All Smoke, No Fire.
"IT" will change the world! Everyone will own one. "IT" is a wearable car! "IT" is a 3-D printer you can use to print out a car! It will come in several different sizes and we'll all own one!
"IT" is a book deal. "IT" is a Bob Saget joke, ha ha ha. "IT" is a big In-Joke on the Media. "IT" can never live up to the Hype.
"IT" is great! "IT" is the Big Story right now! Aren't you excited and curious about "IT"?
I don't give a Sh"IT".