All comics by ZeroLuxKrieg

 

CLEANER AND CLEANER by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-28-03
as my tolerance decreases, their number seems to increase...every day there's more and more ov them... what do i do...sell him as slave...get him in my food chain...stop feeding him... OMG LOLOLO U R TEH GOTHINEZZ LOLO BITCH UR LIEK TEH GUNEIVERE ROFLZ	168173183165180180169165182 LIEK OMG U SAY WIERD SHIT LOL OMFG	...and every day i have less and less patience... *sigh*

 

The Desired by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-28-03
*sigh*	SEBASTIAN	*SIGH*

 

BIKINI SINGING BUNNY CREEPOZOIDS ATTACK! by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-28-03
LAAAA LAAAAA LAAAAA LAAAAA LAAAAA LAAAAA LAAAAA LAAAA LAAAAA OH PLEASE GODT TAKE IT AWAY OH NO GODT NO NO NO	OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ GIMME A FIX FOR FUCKSSAKES	ready for the chase? ...i think this time i'll pass...

 

Ordo Virtutum's First Gig by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-28-03
First song IM IN LURVE WITH AN ALIEEEENNNNN IM IN LURF WIT ER EEEEEYYYYYZZZZZZ	Last song SEBASTIAAAANNNNNNN na na na naaaaaaa	The mesmerized audience LIEK OMG ITS TEH SHITE UBER COOL ROFLOLO KNIVES R LIEK SOOO COOL LOLOL OMG

 

An All-Nighter with Virtue and 11th Division by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
01:00 am EROS RAMAZOTTI CAGLIOSTRO GENOCIDE EMINEM BLACK SABBATH NAPALM DEATH GAS CHAMBER FOR BJORK JOSEF MENGELE BON JOVI KISS 8 MILE ROCCO SIFFREDI OSAMA YO MAMA HOT WAX FOR PEACHES	04:50 am RADIOHEAD SLAYER GRAND TEMPLAR BOYD REIS HADIT GAZPACHO MORE DRUGS SEBASTIAN SEBASTIAN SEBAAASTIAAANNNN FIFTH EMPIRE BLEAUJEAUX Á LA FACE JUDAS PRIEST KELLY FAMILY LOSE YOUSRELF BITCHES ELECTROCLASH SUX	08:30 am ELECTROCLASH SUX KILL FUCK SUCK DIE!!!!! TO DIE YES BUT SLOWLY

 

The Desired II: KAPITULATE ME HARD by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
while bravely defensing his watchcorner, the 11th division received a call from SEBASTIAN, THE DESIRED, himself. OMG OMG SEBASTIAN JUST CALLED FROM BELEM HE HAS JUST ARRIVED OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MOTHER OV MERCY THOU ART GENEROUS. WHAT DOES HE SAY?	"then do it for the country's sake!" HE SAYS "THIS PLACE'S FULL OV FUCKING PORTUGUESE!" WHERE'S MY CALLAECIAN FLAG DAMN! MUST RUN THERE NOW SEBASTIAN SEBASTIAN SEBASTIAAANNNN	for the record, Virtue's last bloodworks showed her oestrogen has reached the Spontaneous Combustion level. DONT WORRY HE SEZ BY MIDDAY THE CITY IS TAKEN AND CAPITULATED. TAKEN CAPITULATED SEBASTIAN TAKEN CAPITULATED SEBASTIAN OOOHHH YES!!!

 

The Desired III: SUCKING IS AN ASSET by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
It's almost midday. The city is almost taken and, erm, about to be brutally capitulated. Sebastian is victorious. YAY! QUICK WE MUST GO MEET HIM UNDERCOVER KILL FUCK SUCK DIE!!! LOKI PISSED ON MY CAMO AND BLACKMASKS I'LL JUST RIP IFF TWO INNOCENT PASSERBYS	Both unrecognizable, they rush to meet Sebastian, also unrecognizable in his own disguise. hey Virtue, I never thought Bin Bin lived nearby he has a long time ghey affair with Sir Francis Drake you know. but don't tell anybody	Besides looking killer in black and white, Sebastian knows teh magick words that unlock Virtue. ACH VIRTUE! ZHIS MAZK FUCKIN ZUCKS AND FUCK ZHIS HAIR! MOTHAFUCKAZ KRAPPED ALL MEIN KLOTHES! ACH PORTUGAL ZEE V EMPIRE IZ HERE! KNEEL BEFORE ME *BURN* *BURN* OH YES I DO *BURN* *BURN* *BURN*

 

we put the DEATH in GLAMOUR by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
Kurt Cobain and 50 Cent agree. aaaargh sucks sux, y0	Trent Reznor and Osama Bin Laden agree. she sucks. painfully. STONE THE UGLY HAIRY STINKY INFIDEL HOOKER NOW!	Peaches SUCKS. letter from the Chancellary...OMG TAHT B10TCHES SUXORZ. BEACHES BE TEH DEAD. FUKC SKUC KILL. SEIG MOTHAFUCKEN HEIL.... ok BITCH time's up. no you can't flash that rotten crotch one last time. FUCKY DOO OMG ROTFLZ WUT ABUOT AL MY GLAMAUOR?

 

Ordo Virtutum Banned World Tour by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
Ordo Virtutum banned in Poland. why the hate? why the hate? WHY OMG WHY so 11th, what if we take it all by force? it belongs to us after all!	Ordo Virtutum banned in Italy. and if you've had the Rats ov Trieste as your personal escorts and bodyguards, you're TEH legend. admit it, being escorted by the Rats ov Trieste is TEH legendary shit. why the hate? why hate 500 knife-wielding dumpster diving gypsies? why the hate? OMG WHY?	Ordo Virtutum banned in Israel. your runes made their shit hit the fan, Virtue WTF WHY THE HATE WHY THE HATE OMG THOSE WIMPS CAN'T HANDLE CALLAECIAN PUSSY! ATEH ATEH ATEH ATEH ATEH ATEH ATEH!!!!11

 

and now, a duet with Virtue and Reznor by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
Big avant garde. i hurt myself today to know if i still feel	Fuckin art. i focus on the pain the only thing that's real	Fucky Doo. the needle te... I WANNA FUKKK YOU LIEK AN ANIMALLLLLL

 

Sebastiaaaaaaan Virtue loves yoooouuuuuu by ZeroLuxKrieg 8-30-03
The Police agrees. VIRTUE LOVES SEBASTIAN VIRTUE LOVES SEBASTIAN	Satan and Chtulhu agree. VIRTUE LOVES SEBASTIAN VIRTUE LOVES SEBASTIAN	The Jesuits agree. VIRTUE LOVES SEBASTIAN make me bite the pillow by force!

 

Santa murdered by raving Honor hormones by ZeroLuxKrieg 12-04-03
@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ OMG LOL WTF	@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@	GRRRRXFSTXDJXSFDGFDG!!!!!!

 

a therapeutic walk on the beach with Horny Virtue by ZeroLuxKrieg 12-04-03
@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@	@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@	beach strolling Jesuits are TEH EVIL. JUST LIKE A VEGETABLE that makes you blind and grows hair in your palms

 

Wrong Odin by ZeroLuxKrieg 12-04-03
@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@	@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@	far away, a faint sound of rupturing tendons could be heard. seems Virtue summoned the wrong Odin. RAHRGGG DIE CHRISTIAN SCUM ARGGHH BERZERKER KILL HARGH!!!! RAHHRRR

 

Hormonally Challenged Virtue by ZeroLuxKrieg 12-04-03
hi, i'm Virtue. i looked crappy before rehab but now i'm gorgeous. remember me before the rehab. quite the difference eh?	now i feel great and confident and ass kickin forceful in my rehabed look. however my hormone problem got worse and i...	crawling up the walls with massive horniness is a fucking understatement. OMG OMG OMG @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

 

WEAPONS OF MASS KONFUZION by ZeroLuxKrieg 12-04-03
fag in a robe thinks he's getting lucky. ha ha Sebastian. i've cornered you. you're now in the power of the fagg...Jesuits. surrender! F U !	but Virtue comes to the rescue. HJBDUYSWICBEWHFHIBW!!!!!! @_@ aha. you will have to confess all you know about the Kablooie code that unlocks the apocalyptic Blazazza. F U !	LOVE YOUR GIRL'S HORMONES LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR WEAPONS. ARG i luv my Virtue <3

 

die Liebe ist der grosste Kraft die alle schaft by ZeroLuxKrieg 12-05-03
Sebastian was sad. then Virtue came along and brough him a smile and something to cheer him up. aww, sweetie. let's share a cupcake. you will feel better - here. #$%&@!!!	chomp chomp ..see? you are better now! i care about you Sebastian...come here and give me a hug... YUM YUM i love it! gee thanks Virtue! <3 <3 <3	*hug kiss love love love* AWWWWWWW i love you Sebastian!!! you are my one and only always!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 AWWWW!!! I love you Virtue...you are always there for me!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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