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| I'm fat and unhappy, will you shag me, Hugh Grant? | |
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| Of course I will. What do you think of the change of acting pace? The critics are calling it a tour-de-force of comic bravura (Sunday Times); A real gem from Grant (Daily Mail) | |
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| I'm fat and unhappy, will you shag me, Colin Firth? | |
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| I'm areluctant sex symbol, of course I will. The critics are calling my performance po-faced and dull. What's wrong with your face, Renee..er Bridget..it's all pink and swollen like a slapped arse | |
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| Shag me , my great Nubian Lord | |
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| I'm sorry, I'm a figment of your imagination. As we all know, Richard Curtis films have no people of colour in them. Haven't you seen Notting Hill, you dumb bitch? | |
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