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Once upon a time, Richard Benjamin went to a big automoton theme park...
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| Hi! I'm Richard Benjamin! | |
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| Hey hey hey, welcome to Westworld! We're all completely safe, non-psychotic robots here, just interested in your happiness! (Make one false move and I'll stab you) | |
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Yul Brenner was there, dressed as a cowboy, and he took a serious dislike to Mr Benjamin.
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| I'm Yul Brenner. Move and I'll kill you. | |
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| Hmm, I think I'm in trouble... | |
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Richard Benjamin managed to kill Yul Brenner 17 times but he still wouldn't die. Finally, he did die. The moral of the film: theme parks are dangerous places, filled with death at every turn.The End.
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| Killing Yul Brenner is exhausting! | |
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| I'm not dead yet. Ha. Ha. Ha. *Cough* Cough* Ha. Got a fag? | |
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