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Once upon a time on Tatooine, there was a young man who was aching for adventure... despite the fact that he'd alreayd had loads of it in the prequel...
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| Gosh I'm bored and my parents are dead and gosh I wish something exciting would happen... | |
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| Ooooh, hello sir! I speak 1,284 languages and can shag like a machine, sailor... | |
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Luke and Obi hired Han Solo and rescued Princess Leia and quite possibly shagged an android and a big shaggy thing at some point, in their pursuit of justice...
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| Gosh I'm really attracted to Princess Leia in a kind of incestuous way. I'd better keep it to myself... | |
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| I wonder if he's carrying... | |
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Luke manages to destroy the Death Star but Darth Vader will be back, just like the Termonator or Yul Brenner in Westworld. The End? Or the middle, really...
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| I did it! I destroyed the Death Star! The Universe is safe! | |
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| Come to the dark side for some great deals on discount furniture Luuuuke... | |
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