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by Zuga
7-13-02
Please Father, just suck it.
Errmm...you're far above my age limit.
....
.....Well.....alright.
I'm really Jesus, I tricked you.

 

by Zuga
7-13-02
Please don't touch down there. You make me feel so uncomfortable.
I'm so sorry. It's just..... we've been together for 3 months now, and well.....I just thought we could move forward in our relationship.
Well, I guess now I should tell you. I've been hiding something from you........I'm a she-male!
Yay!

 

by Zuga
7-13-02
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

 

by Zuga
7-14-02
Hey Gabe!
AAHH! Get away from me! NOOOOOOOOO!
.................
AH, my face! What happened to my face!? AAAUUUGGH!
Dude, you've been playing way too much Eternal Darkness
That was freaky...

 

by Zuga
7-14-02
Ohh dear, WHAT would I do without my morning tea.
Duuuhh....gee Quentin, I dunno. What would you do?
That was a rhetorical question you moron!
.....
DUUUUUURRR!

 

by Zuga
7-14-02
Where are my pants, where are my pants, where are my pants?!
What do you want!? Where are my pants!?
Why did I have to get so drunk? Please, just give me my pants....
No

 

by Zuga
7-14-02
Hello, I'm a cute little dog on a ball!
Hi.
Excuse me little girl, have you seen a cute little dog on a ball around here?
I dunno, why do you ask?
It's wanted for the murder of 12 babies.

 

by Zuga
7-14-02
Hey dude, what are you doing down here?
The Mafia
Oh, that sucks. Well, see yah later I guess.
Ok, bye.
Heya.......
....shit....

 

by Zuga
7-14-02
Haha, I got him good.

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Excusa me saah!!! J00 ar3 an ali3n, are y0u n0t!?
My intir3 lyf3 haz b33n sp3nt s3arching hy and l0w f0r any ali3n lifef0rmz 0n 0ur plannit!!! Finally my g0al haz b33n r3ached!!! Pleas3, l3t m3 w3lkum j00 to 0ur plan3t!!!! Blah blahbla...........
Butt-Plug

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Yo my BROTHA, don't you worry bout a thang! I got you cooooovered!
Hmmm, ok, but I'm not so sure about this.
Maaaaaan, DON'T you worry! I'm hookin you up wit one a' mah fiiiiiiiiiinest ladies. You can't go wrong my main man!
Ok, I'm trusting you.
She'll do.

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Hey Jerome, do you ever wonder if your penis measures up to other guys' penis'? I mean, how do I know if I'm small or average or huge?
Hmmm....well, yea I guess I do sometimes wonder.
Well...you wanna compare sizes? Then maybe we'd be a bit more sure where we stand.
Hmmm....I guess it's innocent enough, it's not like it means we are gay or anything. *ZIIIIP*
Uh..

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Suddenly Jesus appears before a priest. Having heard of a priest from a nearby parish being fried to a pile of ash, the priest begs Jesus' forgiveness.
Oh dear Jesus! I know that I have wronged in the past and touched little boys wee wee's, forgive me!
I am sorry my son, it is too late, you are a dirty molestering priest!
But Jesus! I know that if someone asks for your foregiveness you MUST forgive them. It is part of the rules! So I win!
Haha, I tricked you. I'm really Satan.

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
God that is hot, let's go to my room.
Oh yea baby.
Let's get it ooooon, baby!
I can't believe that fit in my ass.
UNNGG!

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
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God I wish I could whack off...

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Man, that dumb bitch keeps swimming down here the same time every month!!!

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Hey Quentin, what we gonna do today?
Hmmm, well I did have a few things planned, actually.
Duhh, like what, Quentin?
I thought maybe today we could begin writing up a plan to organize some sort of coherent government structure for the dinosaur people, as well as draw up a platform of comprehensive laws and issues.
Uhhmm, Quentin, could we just play "Hump the Tree" again...?
......

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
Hey, you never showed me yours!
Oh yea! *ZIIIIP*
.........
Dude, that's just really messed up.
.....please love me like I loved you...

 

by Zuga
7-16-02
I bet you can't hold your breath for 5 minutes!
Bet you I can, faggot.
3 minutes later.
Haha, you turned blue fag-bag.
Fuckin' squirrel.
God damn squirrel.
Welcome to Heaven assmuncher.

 

by Zuga
7-18-02
What do you want now?
Well what are you looking at then?
Would you stop just shrugging and say something?

 

by Zuga
7-18-02
Hi?
Hey, ah, I'm here to gobble the cock.
Wha...uhh..we didn't call for a cock-gobbling..
Uhh, I got the number that called for the gobbling right here, it's "561-739-9788"
Hmm, that's us but, hold on.....HONEY DID YOU CALL FOR A COCK-GOBBLING?
Time's a' wastin' pal...

 

by Zuga
7-18-02
Howdy son.
Hey Mister Cowboy!
You ever felt the warm caress of a man's bare unit rubbing against your buttocks before, son?
Why, no Mister Cowboy, I haven't.
I think it's about time you did, son.
Yay!

 

by Zuga
7-18-02
Hey Lolo, what you up to? What's with the hammer and nails?
I don't really know. I found these hammer and nails and I wanted to do something with them, but I don't know what.
Hmm... maybe you should hammer a nail into your head?
Hmm, that's actually a great idea!
Hehe, that looks funny.
I don't know if this was such a good idea, my brain hurts.

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