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by Zuma
12-14-03
SPARE PARTS by Van Vanvanvan
Hey, Phlockma! I need a new arm.
Make it a B-112 with negative wiring.
Phlockma! Where is my new B-112 arm?
I'm not Phlockma.

 

by Zuma
12-14-03
NILVER 2003 by Ed B. Nilm Jr. III
I don't know what's wrong, Nilver...
Hey, Phlockma! I need a new arm.
Lately I've been feeling awfully blue and morose.
Make it a B-112 with negative wiring.
I think it's because I don't have a body.
I'm not Nilver.

 

by Zuma
12-14-03
NILVER 2003 - An Explanation
Nilver, I think I know why you were repeating lines from "Spare Parts" in the first strip.
Zuma didn't fully understand the comic creation process...
...and there's no fucking Editing feature here.
So what? I'm still not Nilver.

 

by Zuma
12-15-03
ELEPHANT STORIES 2003
Junior, come here!
Junior, where are you?
Dear, I don't know where Junior is.
So what. Why are you drawn so shitty?

 

by Zuma
12-15-03
SON OF DRIZIZZLA 2003
Hi there! I'm Zizzledriz, Son of Drizizzla!
No you're not.
Hi there! I'm Zizzledriz, Son of Drizizzla!
No you're not.
Hi there, Dad! I'm your son!
I'm not your dad.

 

by Zuma
12-15-03
Cheating in Counter-Strike is like competing in the Special Olympics.
Do tell.
Even if you win...
Wait for it...
You're still a retard.
BA-DUMP-BUMP! Thanks -- You've been a great audience! We'll be here until the map changes.

 

by Zuma
12-15-03
Inchme and Pinchme were in a boat.
Inchme fell out. Who was left?
Pinch me.
Hmm...the title was right.
You're facing the wrong way, asshole.

 

by Zuma
12-15-03
Hi, I'm quite remarkably lame. Want to pretend to have sex?
Sure. I'm pretty hopeless, myself.
OK. I'm done.
AFK

 

by Zuma
12-18-03
This is such a great way to meet people. The pressure of having to be honest is totally non-existant.
Yeah. Let's have pretend sex right now!
OK, I'm done.
Me, too. Thank you for making my first homosexual experience so guilt-free.

 

by Zuma
12-18-03
Goodbye dear. I'm off to have adventure!
Have fun.
LATER THAT DAY...
Well dear, I'm back!
That's nice. How was your adventure?
Oh, it was fine.

 

by Zuma
12-19-03
I don't know what's wrong, Nilver...
Lately I've been feeling awfully blue and morose.
I think it's because I don't have a body.
I'm not Nilver.

 

by Zuma
12-19-03
Twelvepie! You're bleeding!
No I'm not.
But you said you were.
No, YOU said I was.
Oh.

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