All comics by _El_Diablo_

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by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
How the fuck did I get to D.C.?
Hey, word up all. I'm just chillin... tryin to find a background... Man! That's totally the fuckin' whitehouse yo!
uh... Where the fuck did a 16-year-old get SCUD missiles...?
YEAH! BURN MOTHERFUCKER!!!
And hey, why the fuck wasn't I caught in the explosion...?
Heh... Heh heh... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Take that Bush, you redneck motherfucker!

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
Hmmm... So THAT'S why nobody bothered to blow up the Whitehouse before...
--Guard-- Hey, looks like you have a new cellmate.
Oh yay! Someone to talk to.
Yer purdy!
Ah crap...

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
Ah bet ah could make you squeel like a piggy!
GUARD!

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
What is it?
Dude, where the fuck are your goddam pants!?!
Uh, they're in the wash...
You were ass-raping the prisoners, werent you?
...
I have an idea...

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
So, what't the problem?
I got some dirt on a guard here. If I spill, do I get acquitted?
Yeah, right on. Snoogins.
Well of course. Everyone knows that ratting will outweigh grand treason.
Word
Afterwards...
I'm glad THAT's over...

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
Our hero is just returning from a show...
Man, that band fucking rocked...
Excuse me, could you spare some change?
Sure, here's a dollar...
So... you're a girl right?
...Uh, no... I need that dollar for the bus, here's a few dimes...
...

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-25-03
So... Last night, I was taking the bus home, right. After waiting for about 40 minutes in total (20 at the stop, 20 at the transfer), I finally get on the bus home.
So I'm going along, looking around furiously, and I remember that I have NO fuckin' idea where my bro's house is (I'm staying with him). The place he lives, one side looks EXACTLY like the other.
So I figure that I'll be able to recognize the street names and get off at the right stop like that. Well, I'm nearsighted, and I never had my glasses on me at the time.
So I figure the bus has to make another pass later in the night. Nope, he didn't. So I end up at the bus depot. The driver said that the dispacher had a phone, so in I go.
I get in, use the phone, and ask the dispacher where the bathroom is. She says, "Well, the men's room is over there, but the one I use is upstairs." I go in, and she gives me this real fucked up look.
That was the second time in a day that I got called a fucking chick... Christ, I'm one ugly fucking chick... I should seriously grow a goat like my doppleganger here has...

 

by _El_Diablo_
1-23-04
So, uh, this character is not near as expressive as I'd like, so I am using my mind-bending powers to change into a better one.
++++Mind-bending powers++++
Heh, this one is decent, lets stay with this one for a while. :P

 

by _El_Diablo_
1-23-04
Hey man, what's up?
Nuthin much dude. Got that dime you wanted.
Really? Sweetness!
Yeah man, it's some good shit. Let's smoke it now.
Infected Mushroom time...
Heh heh... heh... techno...
Heh heh...

 

by _El_Diablo_
2-01-04
For months, our hero has been working up the nerve, until one day, he just blurts out...
So hey, listen. I was just thinking, if you weren't doing anything later, would you wanna go out for coffee?
Uhm... er... sorry, I'm flattered, but you're just not my type.
Awkward silence...
I'm gonna go... y'know... fall in a ditch and die... See you later.

 

by _El_Diablo_
6-07-04
'ey
'sup
'nuthin
coo'
word
dude

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