All comics by abkrish

 

Version Control by abkrish 2-20-20
One fine day... The app will show the new banner only when the version is greater than 8.1 I specifically asked to check for version 8.10000 or higher	It rounded off 8.10000 to 8.1. It is essentially the same. We should be good. Can we un-round 8.1 back to 8.10000 and make the version check. I just want to make sure we follow the requirements.	1 hour later... The version check has been updated. I'd like to put down my papers now. Haha. You seem tired. Go home, get some rest and come back recharged tomorrow. We have a lot of work to do buddy!

 

On-site interview by abkrish 2-25-20
After the final round of interview Congratulations! You've got the job. What are your thoughts about this offer we have made you. If you want more pay, we can adjust it in terms of stock options. Thank you so much sir. I am very happy with the job offer. I am excited to join your company and lead the team at this location.	That is great news. You'll love this place. I'll have the HR sent over to discuss joining formalities. Do you have any questions for me? Is there a Patel Brothers store in this city?	Not that I am aware of. Sorry sir, I don't think this job is the right fit for me. I will have to reject this offer.

 

GC by abkrish 3-08-20
Bangalore - 2010 Manager wants to send me to the client location in US. Has asked me to get the documents ready. Awesome! You will fly in two months. You will get your GC in no time. Your life is set. Congratulations!	Bangalore - 2050 Thank you Munnu. Now I really feel my life is set. Hey grandpa! Your GC arrived in the mail. Congratulations!

 

Deep Impact by abkrish 3-20-20
Before the March release The NBA season cancelled, schools closed, travel restricted and no sanitizers anywhere. Heck, even the IRS has moved the tax filing deadline by 3 months to the 15th of July. I like where he's going with this. Now tell us that the March release will be postponed by a month at least.	Anticipation Keeping all this in mind, management has decided to postpone the release. YES!!!	Realization We are very happy to inform that we will have the release on the 2nd of April instead of the 30th of March. That is really good news sir. 3 days is a lot of time indeed. Thank you for being so considerate.

 

P1 Babu by abkrish 10-10-20
one fine Monday... Hey Chen. I need your help with project estimation. Can you come over to my desk please. Cant do. I'm working on a P1 issue now. Can we do this later.	one amazing Wednesday... Hey Chen. I've good news about your promotion. Got a minute? Sorry, its really crazy now. I'm working on a pressing P1 issue. Can we do this later.	one forgettable Friday... Hey, the local news is showing that your house is on fire now. You better go take care of it. Absolutely can't go now. I'm working on a P1 issue and the world will end if I don't fix this.

 

Back to the office by abkrish 9-12-22
Back to the Office We are going to get everyone to come back to office five days a week. And you my friend are in charge of making that happen. I can't think of anyone better for this task. But sir, everyone will hate me for it. It would be better if this news comes from a senior person like you.	Back to the Office Oh no no. My boss told me that the further up this news is relayed from, the attrition that will follow will be that much more. And that is where you come in. I will be bullied and cursed behind my back for the rest of my time in this company.	Back to the Office That is exactly why I need you to take the fall on this one my boy! I'll put in a good word for your promotion. Sir, have you watched Kill Bill.

 

Backlash by abkrish 12-24-23
Saturday night - 22 Dec Hey! Its 2 in the night. You can’t sleep in this! Dont you have a place to live? You're in expensive yet tasteless apparel and have the latest iPhone and watch on you. I can’t go back to my apartment because of my roommates.	Did you not pay the rent? Do you owe someone money? No, because Dunki is an absolute shit movie.	What has that got to do with you sleeping on the street. I trolled all of them like anything after watching Kisi ka bhai kisi ki jaan. If I go back, they will troll me for Dunki till my visa expires...(sob)...(sob)

 

Desi Hunger Games by abkrish 1-05-24
Desi Hunger Games Bhook lagi hai be. Khana kahan se order karun. Thai Garden se order kar de. Mazaa aayega. Mere liye Massaman kar de.	Maa samaan kyun hoga be? Bhosdike Massaman ek curry hai	Teri maa ka subzi bhi banta hai kya?

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