All comics by adamrockthemic

 

by adamrockthemic
2-12-02
Hey Superdog... you ever wonder what the point of life is?
Yeah, right between the time I like my balls and balance on this ball.
Sweet Sauce Johnson, whats the point of life?
Well Mike, it;s quite simple.... Life is nothing but a series of... HEY BITCH. YEAH YOU!! YOU DON'T GET MY MONEY I'LL CUT YOU, YOU WHORE!
I don't even know if life has a point.
Hey, you hired me to blow you, not listen to you bitch. Now lay down.

 

by adamrockthemic
2-12-02
So where are we going?
You'll see.
Are we there yet?
almost...
You get the shovels, I'll get the crowbar and vasoline.
Whew. I thought we were going to do something weird.

 

by adamrockthemic
2-12-02
So what does it say?
I may be a million dollar winner!
Thats great! Do you have to order some magazines or something?
Not exactly...
So what do you have to do?
Well it was from your family. it's not as much of a "prize" as it is a "hit".

 

by adamrockthemic
2-12-02
Thanks stranger! Being homless, not many people will offer to buy me lunch!
No problem...
So wheres the restaurant?
We're making a pit stop first...
Little Known Fact: Tricking a hobo into a homosexual encounter is the non religious equivilent to fasting for lent.
not again...
Where's that damn hamster...

 

by adamrockthemic
2-13-02
...and thats when the car came around the corner! I had no chance of not hitting it!
But why get out of the car and kick the other driver in the mouth!
Well, quite frankly, if you get into an accident, you DO NOT call the other guy a sissy. Thats just not right.
Hmm. OK, so why have the clown rape him?
Hey, I don't make clowns do anything. I just make suggestions and they do whatever.

 

by adamrockthemic
2-13-02
gimme yer wallet!
Hey, a life of crime isn;t the answer to your troubles.
How so? All I know is violence and stealing. I want to go straight but I don;t have a chance!
It's ok. I'll give you a chance! Come here and give me a hug!
Hey! POLICE, that guy just stole my wallet!
Go get some more foodstamps hoodrat!

 

by adamrockthemic
2-13-02
OK scientist. Do you think you can do that?
Thats a tall order, but thanks to advances in science this year, it IS possible.
And it will be programmed to love me, like the boy from A.I.?
If you want it to.
The horrors of self cloning
Whats up, my sexy self? Do you wanna get naked?
Why is the mirror hitting on me?

 

by adamrockthemic
2-13-02
.............strike one
Hey baby, come to his middle school often?
..............strike two
What up honey, come to this "baby gap" often?
You're out
Hey little boy, do you get pulled into a van, drugged, and wake up in my bedroom often?

 

by adamrockthemic
2-14-02
ho ho ho, merry christmas! What would you like, young man?
How about an end to my eternal pain and suffering? How about you make this hole I call a soul dissapear into a blank void of nothingness?
Thats a no-can-do, buddy. If ol' santa has to suffer, so do you. But anything else?
Well, there is this one prick that I work with...
a few minutes later...
There, how bout that?
Well, he didn't really suffer. and from what I can tell, his family didn;t even see him die. This is the worst christmas ever.

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