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by admiral
1-15-03
If I were a robot...
I would be red, so I would be faster than the other robots. And I would get the software to hunt zombies. I would want to get like the human interaction software but that was like hella expensive.
Smashy, stabby, shooty, stompy, popcorn...
If I were a girl...
I would be a British punk hooker named Fang cause I only got one tooth. And I would like hunt zombies in old castles and crap.
It's just like a tongue ring love. Now let's get some wanky on my chevy.
If I were a dirty hippy...
I would take a bath and stop listening to Jack's dragging his tape recorder behind his car. Maybe shave and get a job far away from coffee houses. Oh, I would ditch the turtlenecks too.
I'm no hippie man. I got a groove and a funk. Watch me write my jive on my Imac. I'm kind of tired now. Where's the Starbucks in this hole?
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