All comics by aelana

 

Catharsis 1/5 by aelana 12-12-01
Hey FREAK! Do you know your going to burn in hell? You know your god may love you, but the rest of us think you are a prick.	*ZORCH* I stand corrected.	I thought I was the only one that was sick of that self-righteous prick. No problem... now about dubyah...?

 

Catharsis 2/5 by aelana 12-12-01
Hey FREAK! Did you hear about the piece the Enquirer did about the disease that caused Bin Laden to do it? I didn't know they did a piece on self-righteous christiano-centric American politics!	Your a heathen terrorist! Just because I can't close my eyes to my own country's foreign policy, doesn't make what he did right or me a terrorist.	...Your going to hell terrorist... Ok... maybe no one will miss /just/ this one.

 

Catharsis 3/5 by aelana 12-12-01
Hey FREAK! In the last comic, you seemed on our side... Allah reign blessings upon you and our cause! Mr. Bin Laden, I think what you did was atrocious and I find it hard to believe that your Allah would condone it.	Allah will reign fire upon you and smite you in the name of... What is it with these religious extremist pric...	C'mon... say it with me *ZORCH* Oooh that was a nice one! To bad you didn't leave enough of him to claim the reward.

 

Catharsis 4/5 by aelana 12-12-01
Hey FREAK! The DNA tests prove, you took care of Bin Laden... on behalf of a grateful country (under god) I thank you. Wow this must be a first, a president thanking a pagan on live TV! Maybe I misjudged you and this will open a new dialog of religious tollerance.	Hey FREAK! The DNA tests prove, you took care of Bin Laden... on behalf of a grateful country (under god) I thank you. Wow this must be a first, a president thanking a pagan on live TV! Maybe I misjudged you and this will open a new dialog of religious tollerance.	Hey FREAK! The DNA tests prove, you took care of Bin Laden... on behalf of a grateful country (under god) I thank you. Wow this must be a first, a president thanking a pagan on live TV! Maybe I misjudged you and this will open a new dialog of religious tollerance.

 

Catharsis 5/5 by aelana 12-12-01
So lady... whats with all the zorching, if you don't mind me saying so it isn't like you... Well they were pricks.	Well yes... but you don't normally go around zorching them. Well you see... The pointless drilling for oil in Alaskan wildlands was the last straw.. I figured it was time to take things into my own hands.	*The END/Beginning/whatever* Ah... I had a feeling someone was gonna get burned for that. You think that was bad, you should have seen what I did to the televangelists... I don't know why I didn't do it sooner.

 

Catharsis 4/5 (take 2) by aelana 12-12-01
Hey FREAK! The DNA tests prove, you took care of Bin Laden... on behalf of a grateful country (under god) I thank you. Wow this must be a first, a president thanking a pagan on live TV! Maybe I misjudged you and this will open a new dialog of religious tollerance.	Your a pagan! But your going to hell, the bible clearly states... Love thy neighbor... judge not lest ye be judged... do unto others as you would have done unto you?	You know you want it... *ZORCH* Your right... judge not lest you be zorched definitely has a nice ring to it...

 

Chaos, Fear and Reindeer? (Far too many xmas carols) by aelana 12-13-01
Rudolf with your nose so bright... Hey Blitzen... Want to play monopoly? Fsck no, you are such a freak!	...wont you kick some ass tonight? People keep thinking my nose is only a nightlight... heh	(What did you think the other reindeer accepted Rudolf just because he was useful... yea right) I really have to thank Santa for that anti-missile upgrade...

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