agentdiesel  

You had too many Coronas, man.

I suppose.

Did you drive home like that? You better say that you didn't.

I really didn't. I ran out of the bar quick like a bunny. I got home before they even had time to kick in.

And you call that a social life?

Call it what you want! I say the night was a success. I took the most satisfying pee I've taken in quite some time. A night well spent.