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| Dude, who are you txting? | |
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| Spooky. She's been txting me every 20 minutes since I dropped her off. | |
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| Last one was "I forgot to say thanks for the scrumptious meal. I am edible too, but we don't do that, because it is called cannibalism." | |
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| That's pretty sexual. Tell her she should be here, not txting you from home. | |
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| She says she's watching "Inglorious Basterds" with her roommate. | |
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| I hate people who txt during movies. | |
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