All comics by agui

 

EX Ho by agui 7-07-02
So... my girlfriend just broke up with me.... My nuts itch...	I dont need to be here anymore.... Uhhh.. fuck that looks like it hurts....	PORQUEE!!! PORQUE!!!!!! Shit... you think his ex-girlfriend gives head?

 

Hizzead by agui 7-08-02
................ I know, I know... I know what you are thinking... are those breats, huge testicles or some sort of inflammed vagina... but I'm telling you.. they are just my hands in my pocket....	....................... I give blowjobs for 5 pesos....	DREAM SEQUENCE MUSIC FADING AWAY.......... And that bessie is the story of the first time I received head from a bag lady... Oh.. by the way.. they were just huge testicles..... Just milk me motherfucker......

 

At least they score by agui 7-11-02
I dont know why people call us GAY??? I KNOOOOOOW.. its like they toootally have no respect for us....	.......... .............. .............. ...................... so uhh... how bout them knicks..... I dont follow sports......	So are we gonna have sex? Only if its in the ass.......

 

Its not that bad my son..... by agui 8-02-02
Heh... I know where your coming from bud.... yea?? (sniffle sniffle)	hahaha.. yea.. you'll get used to it... maybe even like it.... I guess......	Fuuuckk... I hate being in the church choir!!!

 

So is he saying he DIDNT use a condom??? by agui 9-07-02
DUDE! You looked like you just saw a ghost! Worse mann... My mom naked....	NO SHIT???? Yeaa.. i was soo fucking discusted, I cut my dick off.. I'm scared...	Duuuude.. your fuckin crazy.... I'd fuck the shit out of your mom... shit... without a rubber too... HOW DO YOU THINK I SAW HER NAKED!?!?!?!? .............I need to go vomit again......

 

Saintan a bitch... by agui 9-16-02
Heh... daaamn duude.. Did you know that Satanists were Homosexuals??? Ohhh fuck yea man.. its always been like that... Satan looooves the cock in his ass.... Straight up FAAG!	Craazy... Shit yea bitch... Sick ass fucker tooo.. He's responsible for bands like ORGY... Gayest Satanists EVER!!!!	Down in Hell..... SATAN!! OHH dammn man.. You DONT know how great it is to finally meeet you man.. i've worshiped you since I was like 17 mann... your sooo awsome.... I'm soo glad I started satanism... I'm gettin all the good lookin FAGS....

 

Networkin is fur pusses.. by agui 10-05-02
Hey man.. hows the ol' slayin business goin for ya? I cant compain about shit.. I'm gonna become a registered fortune 500 company this year...	Daaamn.. i dont know what the fuck i'm doing wrong.. You probably need a better costume.. Wait.. and your a fucking Squirrel.. who the hell wants to get killed by a SQUIRREL...	But i cant change from being a squirrel... Looks like your fucked then... If anything... you could alway get into networking.. I hear they let any fag do networking nowadays...

 

Creepin on a come up..... by agui 10-09-02
.................... POP POP.... POP POP.... POP POP POP POP..... POP POP..... POP POP POP POP..... POP POP.. POP POP POP POP... POP POP...	............................................ Bitch rememba.... Me kilaaa.. Me no surrendaaa..	WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!? Biiiiiiitchhh..... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! For the Love of Moneh is next.....

 

Those racist bastards.... by agui 10-10-02
So this holiday category.... its only us.. No other holidays.... yea... they should have just called it "christmas"	yea.. Someone would have probably protested against it though... Called it Un-PC... hahah yeaa.. fucking Quanza..	HAHHAH... QUANZA!!! HAHAHA YEAAA... crazy Africa.. ............... Sooooo.................. You think the santa steals the toys for Quanza

 

JUST ALL IN FUN... by agui 10-27-02
Sup Tony... Nothin... chillen.. I saw this naked chick at work today while I was fixing her door nob... I SAW EVEERRYTHINGG....	No shit??? Nice.... So hows your lip? Still fucked???	Yea.. a lil bit.. i cant lick my lips right... heh.. Jeorge still dont know.... hahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

IS THAT A BAD RELIGION SHIRT HE IS WEARING? by agui 1-07-03
GOD THIS FUCKER IS SICK... shit yea.. the door is locked.. everyone is asleep... time for SEX... C'MOOOONNN CD GIRLS....... this new chair has made my orgasms soooooo much better..	I'm fuckin tellin you mann.... OUR time is gonna fuckin come.. no fuckin longer will we have to put up with that fuckin shit... fuck yeaa.. WE WILL FUCK THEM OVER.. I hear the union is finalizing the first Artificial Intelligence machine...	Computers are just as much PERVS as us... I'm telling you.. the next motherfucker that jizzez on my screen.. then touches my mouse and keyboard with his filthy cum ridden hands I will kill my fucken self!!! I'M TIREDDD OF THIS SHIT Yep... so.. hmm... uhh.. what else is new.... have you seen the preview of T3 yet? I hear the new HP-UNIX 9308 shows her front panel... ALLL LIT UP DUDE....

 

AGUI IS A WHITE SUPREMIST ASSHOLE....FUCK HIM. by agui 1-24-03
sup boogaboo? hey satan...well they didnt let me into the golden gates.so here i am.	see the problem is the color of your skin what you mean?	P.S. agui is gay and racist. heaven dont want no monkeys. but im not a monk.........oh.

 

FARFIGNEWTON by agui 1-13-04
So jorge.. chris wants us to make comics today.. whatchu think about that... Comics?? I guess.. fuck no.. that Prick should be in LA.... In fact.. he's know known as PRICKHIS	yea really.. his 'MOM' didnt let him go.. Im asian now...	WORK IS A BUNCH OF SHIT!!! ME TOO... fuck.. i have to go to chaps for work... sounds like you had more to say.. but aight.. SHLLAATAAAHHH

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