A Formal (Not Really) Apology

Author: akumajinx

Date: January 27, 2003

by akumajinx
1-27-03
Being that I was slapped by Tracy earlier today, I figure I should issue a formal apology. To help me, here is Fred Durst.
BITCH ASS HO MUTHA FUCKA~!
So, yes, I apologize. I cite "Fallwell v. Flint" as my defense for slander. You may cite "wrath of angry person" as your right to hit me. Either way.
ROCKIN' THE HELL OUTTA THIS JOINT FROM MY PARENTS' BASEMENT, BE-ATCH!
However, I don't apologize for Tony. Jesus Christ, Tony. You have a speller: use it!
That be some aquard ass shit, yo!