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  alander  

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I eat babies... I drink pee. I must be French.
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by alander
4-15-02
Somewhere in Bumsville, Idaho...
Oh god... Someone threw me in the trash. I don't know who it was, or why, but here I am in the trash. Oh me oh my, what's a poor stick man to do!?
Hey look who's talking you self absorbed prick! Someone captured my life essence, and transferred it into this giant talking paper clip! How do you think I feel?
Meanwhile... in McDoogletown, Missouri...
Bubble bubble toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
It's a good thing we threw that stick man into the garbage can. Oh and when we switched the president's and a paper clip's life forces! Haha!
In the meantime... in Madagascar, Mississippi...
Mr. President... I'm here to help you. You're co-workers tell me you haven't been feeling like yourself lately?
Why isn't this stack of paper clipping beneath me, as it usually does, and should?
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