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A pirate and a ninja meet.
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| Stay away pirate! I know kung-fu! | |
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| Well I know a matey about to push one end of a giant pendulum to hit ye! | |
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| I am too fast for that! No pendulum can hit me! | |
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| Did ye forget that pendulums travel in simple harmonic motion? The distance in one direction is the same as the distance back (assuming no friction). | |
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| Curse you and your physics! | |
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| Aye. Ye should have spent more time in class and less time learning kung fu. | |
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