David Bowie

Author: albee

Date: December 2, 2003

by albee
12-02-03
Beakface Killah meets a superstar...
Hello, I'm David Bowie.
Who?
You know, "ground control to Major Tom"...the guy that did "Let's Dance"?
Uh...wait, you look familiar. Were you in that movie 'Labyrinth'? Didn't you have that crazy big hair and a codpiece?
Yes, that was me.
That movie was lame-o, man.