We spent 1000's of years in that infinte void...we learned much about eachother. That was until the second day in the void when i at him...When I finnally got out the year was 2003
Welcome to McDonalds how can I help you?
I'd like the One Ring if you have it.
Ok one happy meal it is.
WTF is a happy meal
3 Minutes later when he gets his happy meal...
Thank you...Come Again
Lets see whats in this bag....Rat meat....Cow Turds....OMG its the one ring