alienpantsyndrome

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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Ask Jesus, pt. 1

by alienpantsyndrome
1-16-03


	God, I hate this damn job.


	Oh, look, a sweet little girl looking for love and hope. What can Jesus do for you little girl?


	Hi Mr. Jesus! I was just wondering if I could grow up to be just like my mommy, she's ever so pretty.


	Why I think you just might, my dear. So, what does your mommy do for a living?


	I'm not sure, but she's always offering my uncle Guido a blow job.

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