We finally meet Sara, that bitch...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: January 17, 2003

Breaktime at Long John Silver's...
Sara, what the fuck, man?
Waddaya mean, Kel?
Around 3PM...
That creepy jackass you sent over to my place last night, called hisself the B-man, I believe?
Aw, he was such a sweetie online, I figured y'all would jus' click, y'know?
Smiles are free...
So why didn't you just go out with him then?
Um, 'cause... uh, I'm like, y'know, a big dyke or somethin'...