Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  alienpantsyndrome  

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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!
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Friday, 9:23pm
...and ever since then I've been afraid of pissing on anyone's dog but my own.
Facinating. Y'know, we've been walking, fer like, ever. Where the fuck are we going?
Oh, um, my fat crib, yo.
Your what?! I swear you didn't just say that outloud, did you?
Nice segue, Kelly.
Um, if I did, would you still wanna go?
Fuck it. I'm sure yer parents won't mind the company. Besides, it's either that or go watch my gay rabbit lose his damn mind.
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