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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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The Adventures of Frank, Queen of the Desert, pt. 3

by alienpantsyndrome
3-21-03

Trapped in the Grand Canyon with a head full of bad drugs, Frank must deal with a new factor of fear!


	So, who the fuck are you supposed to be again?


	I AM WHO IS WHAT I AM WHAT I IS. BUT YOU AN CALL ME ZUG.


	Zug? Fine. Zug it is. So, Zug, baby... yer a disembodied floating head that's obviously a figment of my trip fevered, exhausted brain. What's that like?


	I EXIST ONLY TO BE AND TO BE AM, I CREATED YOU AS I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER.


	I so don't need this right now, I've got me half a million reasons to get the fuck outta here. See ya, you obnoxious floating fuck.


	UM, COME BACK FRANK, WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT ALL THAT, WE COULD TALK SPORTS. WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE FINAL FOUR? FRANK?

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