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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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Crisis in an Infantile Universe, pt.4

by alienpantsyndrome
5-19-03

And now, the President of America, Earth 4, quadrant 23...


	My fellow Americans... it is with a heavy heart I'm before you tonite.


	Our forces have been crushed totally, our nuclear defenses have been compromised. In short, things are looking grim...


	And that's why it's my sacred duty to God and Country to get the hell off this dying world fast as possible. Good night and goodbye.

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