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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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Forgotten Plotlines pt.1

by alienpantsyndrome
1-28-04


	This is the end for you, Professor Hipgnosis. I've destroyed your robot factory, disabled the weather control device, defeated the ten masters of the drunken fist...


	...solved the riddle of the twin spears, exposed your plot to replace George W. Bush with an avocado, killed the bastard that ate my partner on the force, went to Arby's. Twice...


	...and foiled your attempt to get on American Idol. This is IT! No more plots, no more games, this is go time, and I've got the gun, so riddle me this fuckwit, where's Kelly?


	Who's Kelly? Wait, isn't she the girl from the phone sex line? I swear, if I had known my credit card wasn't valid, I'd never had called in the first place!

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