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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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Some things that should not have been forgotten...

by alienpantsyndrome
2-02-04


	Now how am I going to explain this to him?


	Kelly! Hey, holy shit, where you been babe? I haven't seen you in, like, months an' shit. Way to flake on out date.


	Well, I was kidnapped and forced to fight killer anime bikini chicks and ninjas in hand to hand combat. I had to kill my fellow prisoners just to see another day of torment.


	I see...


	I was assaulted, abused, tortured, beaten then cast aside like utter human waste. Never to be thought of again. Can you possibly understand what I've been through?


	Um, no, not really. But I'm sure that's how my Dreamcast feels right about now.

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