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In bar med Ben meets his perfect girl... i mean woman.
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| hello young man, how old are you? | |
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| 18, how old are you gorgeous? | |
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The couple make out happily on the dance floor.
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| good, now come here so i can get off with you and you can run your fingers through my grey curling pubes. | |
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| well im not gonna get any better... | |
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| well ben you have done the unthinkable.... you sick ugly dickhead! who no one likes! | |
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| oh ali i know! what have i done, i also now have crabs.... oh why can't i just get surgery to look like you... | |
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