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Hi, I drink for a living. Oh I mean...no,that WAS what I meant. Sorry.
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by alix777
6-25-01
Ok so me, Moses and this old guy are playing golf. My shot rolls across the water hazard as if it were solid ground. Moses's shot parts the water hazard like the Red sea.
The old man gets up, knock the ball three feet before a squirrel grabs it, gets grabbed by a hawk which is then struck by lightening causing the squirrel and the ball to fall right in the hole.
So Moses, who is stoned as motherfucker starts laughing so hard milk shot out of his nose and I had no choice but to pistol whip the creepy old guy.
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