Oh yes there is.

Author: andrei_sama

Date: July 4, 2002

by andrei_sama
7-04-02
Pete strays from the African rain forest tour group and manages to get lost.
Where am I?
Well, there's one thing I'm thankful for. There's no way I'm going to get anally raped by a native again. There can't be any in this cave.
Tee hee.