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Andy Dougan, film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe, actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards, BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of Teatime®.
George W. Bush, President. Defended the *****houses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater, certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar, fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
12-30-01
Twit. The correct answer isn't harem, it's "hay-rem".
Wrong again, you pitiful imbecile. The first World War took place in the *nineteenth* century. What did you say your job was again?
You don't even know what the capital of Djibouti is? Cretin! You are the weakest link. Goodbye!
It's a meritocratic world, all right...

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