De do Ron Ron Ron

Author: andydougan

Date: February 1, 2002

by andydougan
2-01-02
Here's how long it takes a McDonald's employee to earn enough to buy a Big Mac meal!!!
You want chips with that?
Hmm...the fryer appears to be releasing some kind of spores. Well, no matter!
Half an hour later...
Yes...a rat foetus...no...I can't think how it got into your Fanta...
Your burger tastes funny? Okay, we'll see what we can do...
The new Big Mac meal: only 99p!!!
*ccchh* Ptoo!
It's a lot better now? Great!