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Russell Crowe, quietly confident Oscar nominee, and Nicole Kidman, his mistress
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| Nary three days to go! I must remember to wax my biceps for the acceptance speech. | |
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| I've not been on TV enough lately. Should we just pet a little at the ceremony, or would_full_penetration be more newsworthy? | |
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Denzel Washington, hard person from Harlem, and Ethan Hawke, non-entity
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| Ey yo! Bitch! Ass! G! BOOM! ...Oh, it's no good, this just isn't me. I want to play solicitors again. | |
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| Er. Hello. I'm Ethan Hawke. I'm not going to win. | |
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| Hey, how about "Gosford Park" for Best Picture? | |
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| Ha ha ha! Shh, c'mon, we have to get this done! | |
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