Saintly musings

Author: andydougan

Date: April 12, 2002

by andydougan
4-12-02
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. My wee boy's a Catholic and he recommended I come here.
The thing is, I can't stop going to confessional booths and beating the priest to death with a hammer.
Especially bald, bespectacled ones.
Mmm...wee boys...sorry, what? Uh, say three Hail Marys.