Inane Conversations

If you and I ever have a funny conversation, and I remember it, chances are I'll adapt it for a strip. This enables me to pass off other people's jokes as my own, a clever technique which has resulted in some of my best work.

Inane Conversations #23

by andydougan
2-19-03


	Sometimes I look at the dried up pieces of semen on my old BBC Micro keyboard, and think: if those dried up pieces of semen had fertilised an ovum, they'd now be attending school.


	What are you talking about? If even one of those dried up pieces of semen had fertilised anything your life would be a living hell right now.


	Yeah, but their lives would be better.


	Except for the fact that I'd lock them in the cellar and beat them with a cat-o'-nine-tails.


	I'm sorry, but any weapon whose proper spelling includes an o+apostrophe combination just doesn't sound that painful.

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