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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Inane Conversations #23

by andydougan
2-19-03


	Sometimes I look at the dried up pieces of semen on my old BBC Micro keyboard, and think: if those dried up pieces of semen had fertilised an ovum, they'd now be attending school.


	What are you talking about? If even one of those dried up pieces of semen had fertilised anything your life would be a living hell right now.


	Yeah, but their lives would be better.


	Except for the fact that I'd lock them in the cellar and beat them with a cat-o'-nine-tails.


	I'm sorry, but any weapon whose proper spelling includes an o+apostrophe combination just doesn't sound that painful.

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