oh the wacky love life of Jen by angelinthewall9-13-03 Yo baby what's up girl? I love having a cute artsy boyfriend... Yo girl I just wrote a poem about how much I love your brown eyes... My eyes are blue... It was a low point in Jen's love life when even her dates became reruns... Yo baby what's up girl? Not again...
Oh the wacky love life of Jen by angelinthewall9-15-03 If: "Woe is the one who, languishing, waits for a lover..." So you aren't interested? Don't take it personal, I'm not really looking for a relationship right now... ...it's ok, our friendship is more important to me... See, I knew you'd understand. You're the best. Then: Woer is the one who seems to be waiting for nothing... If I'm the best...why does this suck?
How To Win the Affections of the Smart Dude by angelinthewall9-17-03 Step 1: Make small talk to find out what he's interested in What are you working on? Oh just some engineering homework...circuitry stuff mostly. Step 2: Wow him with your brains - smart guys think this is hot Ohhh...like j/k switches and multiSIM's? She knows circuitry? Smart girls are hot! Caution: Try not to be so hot you start a fire. Whoops... Really hot...
Eat your heart out Pauly Shore by angelinthewall9-28-03 Why my man is better than your man Hey Nelson, tell the ladies at home why you're the coolest guy ever! ... Say what you will, but he's the brightest thing I've got... I can lick my own back!