All comics by angrymonkey

 

Where is the connection? by angrymonkey 2-02-04
Oh no... a boy Oh no... a squirrel	When will it leave? When that man across the street stops staring at my untied shoelaces	Meanwhile... in South Dakota... Nothing Happens.

 

Wait for it... by angrymonkey 2-02-04
Welcome to the Badlands	Yep... lots of bad stuff happens here. Here... in South Dakota	Look, here comes trouble... in the Badlands, there is always threat of militia take over... Yep, in the barren, poison filled, badlands...

 

I haven't figured it out yet. by angrymonkey 2-02-04
Why are we here? Why are you here, there has to be a reason for it all... You think too much.	Lets say... I lay two Golden Eggs a day, in the course of a week... which is seven days, how many golden eggs will I have layed? The answer will come to you in time.	(sigh) Yes... Hammer, Hammer, Hammer... Hammer, Hammer, Hammer...

 

Oh Business by angrymonkey 2-02-04
Sometimes, when I used to walk the mean streets of L.A. I'd sit down on a bench and watch the world unfold in front of me. Wait for it... Wait for it... Yes, wait... wait until it's not looking...	Chirp Chirp	Damn, it saw us... There is goes... our Honey Bunches of Oats will never be safe now.

 

One or the Other by angrymonkey 2-02-04
Do you want Curly or Regular Fries? I want Fries?	CURLY OR REGULAR!? Fries!?	In A Threatening Manner The Man With The Knife Asks The Question Once More... He Answers... Regular? You're a fucken' idiot.

 

Keep your problems to yourself by angrymonkey 2-02-04
Drinking myself to sleep is the only thing I have to look forward to anymore. Have you ever thought about going to singles bars, or what not? Maybe a hobby... Like Sky Diving!	1) Look at me... I mean, come on, a girl would rather be out commiting hate crimes than to want to share a drink with me. 2) Hobbies? I think Drinking is a pretty good Hobby. Well, fuck you! All I wanted to do was help... you ass! Seriously, you come to me with a problem, then I give you a few solutions, and all you do is "Bitch Bitch Bitch, I'm not good enough"	(sigh) Well, I guess you got a point... maybe I should go to that new singles bar down the block called "The In Hole" I'm going to go get some turtle wax, I'll buff that head of yours, atleast then people will have a reason to approach you. To check themselves out on your bald head. Ass.

 

The internet break up by angrymonkey 2-02-04
(reading) sometimes when I think of your beautiful face, I touch myself in places... a little rubbing a little inserting...	(reading) and sometimes... I wonder... if you would still love me knowing my left breast was removed because of cancer.	People are shallow

 

Always picking on the Irish... by angrymonkey 2-03-04
You can pick between these two things little asian girl 1) Get arrested 2) Preform sexual favor and not get arrested I bet he doesn't know there is a third option.	As the cop reached for his Judy, BAM! Burn mother fucker burn!	There is a rational reason behind this, "Firestarter," that's all.

 

What is the world coming to? by angrymonkey 2-03-04
Meanwhile in Hell... Look it's just down the block!	How can I help you? Muawhahaha PANERA BREAD REPRESENT! WOOT!	Oh YEAH! Eternal damnation for Bagel and a Latte? Why not?

 

oh boy... by angrymonkey 2-03-04
Karate Chop! I'M BLEEDING FROM MY JUDY!	You want some more of this shit yo!? There is more where that came from, SLUT. WHY WON'T IT STOP! THE BLOOD IS POOLING ON THE FLOOR!	The lady then collapsed on the floor. My job is done... that's what the biotch gets for going through my shit.

 

So... Pancakes it is then. by angrymonkey 2-26-04
Well... I've decided that suicide is "A" okay if you're stressed out with no one to turn to, and death is the only way out. Dude, suicide is never "A" okay.	Okay, neither is masturbating into a small asian girls mouth, but people still do it. Hmm... Pancakes?	Okay... Pancakes? So... Pancakes it is then.

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