CROSS THE ROAD

Author: annu_bhai

Date: May 17, 2013

by annu_bhai
5-17-13
one day,on road
Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
1-hour later
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
few hour later
Why did the mad man cross the road?
To get hit by my car.