Quietly viewing porn through the RCN proxy server, he was happy as hell when the phone rang, he noticed the phone number area code started with 908 and wanted to quit! He picks up the phone and says..
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| Hello, and thank you for calling RCN Cable Modem Tech Support, this is Satan speaking how may I help you today? | |
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| Hello Satan, my name is Jesus and my telephone number is 777-777-7777. My problem is this freaking piece of junk 1 way 3com cable modem!!!! I have called too many times to fix this damned thing!!! | |
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Satan quickly thinks how to kick this customer to the curb.....
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| Oh my GOD!!! What the HELL, I hate this shyt. I like these modems as much as I like god, hehe! Now it is time to use my fool-proof RCN technical training skills! I will can this loser!!! | |
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| So what the hell is taking so god damn long, you gonna fix this shytty modem. Ever since RCN came here back in like whenever moses was around, we have had nothing but problems with this service!!!! | |
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Who says the good always win!!!!
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| Hmmmm....um..k...hmmm...yah....definately yah....um...k... I think I know what ur problem is, ur gonna have to call this number to our level 80 tech support. Its 1-888-MediaOne. These guys are good!!! | |
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| Oh dear god you are the best Satan thanx for your sincere help, I will send your boss a note to give you a raise!!! | |
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