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by anthonyvolpe
1-04-02
I AM TEH L33T HAXX0R!!!111 I SHALL HAXX0R j00!!!!!!!!
English, please.
Sorry, I was saying that I was going to hack you in Leetspeak.
WELL DeN j33ZUS, WHY D1DN'T j00 SAY S0!!!1111

 

by anthonyvolpe
1-06-02
What the fuck happened?
Friggin' humans had a nuclear war. They're all gone. They tried capturing Bin Laden and he dropped a nuke into the center of the Earth and ppppppt.
Yay. Well you know, that sucks... that means I'm pretty much out of a job.
Not necessarily. There's one survivor right overthere in that cave.
OH GOOD GOD NO!!!! PLEASE DON'T...
Calm down, asshole. I got a truckload of beer and every porn DVD ever made. We're gonna be a while.

 

by anthonyvolpe
1-08-02
I heard you dumped Meredith! What the hell happened? You guys seemed so perfect...
Her nose was too big.
Her no... wha... HER NOSE WAS TOO BIG????
Her nose was too big.
YOU HAD TO SLEEP WITH THIS GIRL TO FIND THAT OUT??????
Yeah, I know. Don't you hate when that happens?

 

by anthonyvolpe
1-08-02
I heard Dave Thomas, the founder of the Wendy's fast food chain, died today. He was 69.
They haven't released the cause of death yet, though.
Like they need to?

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