So like... I was walking home from the hardwear store the other day... I needed some nails and a hammer. I forget why. Shut the hell up. So there's like a Salvation Army Santa outside... with his BELL
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| Woooah... oh yeah. I like potatos. | |
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| *ringringringringringringring* | |
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| Uh-- huh-- I-- mmn... what was I--? ... | |
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| *ringringringringringringringringyoustupidmofothisisn'tgoingtostopringring* | |
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| AAAAAH! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! | |
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| ...well what the fuck are you good for? How the hell am I suppoused to buy hardcore porn and hookers ton-- I mean... feed homeless children! | |
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