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| Hello, my name is Austin. You have a boyfriend, but I will imply my sexual attraction to you. | |
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| Actually, I'm going to call you Smith. You said I was sexier than my friend. Psychologically, you are now a positive association. When I'm single we can totes bone. | |
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| Word up. Now that you're single. Let's mack next con. | |
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| Damn straight, yo. this macking has been fun. I'm glad we're friends now. Let's not ever mack again unless we're desperate! | |
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| We're both into other people, but I'm glad we're bros now. I'd still tap that, tho. | |
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| I respect you! Now gimme a dolla, bytchez! | |
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