tonight we have a very special guest, folks! please say hello to a real live vampire, HIPPIE! so hippie, where is your dark prince?
dark prince?
you know what i mean. that vampire thing.
whoa dude, i'm not a vampire. i'm a hippie. if you want a vampire, there's a gothic dance club a few blocks down the street. it seems like the perfect hidout for-
SILENCE! YOU CANNOT FOOL ME! YOUR VAMPIRE MIND TRICKS HAVE NO EFFECTS! NOW WHO IS YOUR DARK PRINCE, SERVANT OF DARKNESS!?!?!
that's a totally negative vibe, dude. you need to mellow out.